Ostensibly

Who's Viewed Me (5) - Your profile has been viewed 4 times since 09/01/05

Friendster has a new feature that allows you to see who's been checking our your profile since September 1st. If you've been secretly stalking your ex, now is the time to chage your settings to reflect anonymous viewing.

My personal stalkers include;

• G (you can look at my profile anytime baby)
• An aqaintance who viewed my profile but never added me as a friend, (you're so off the Xmas list)
• An old friend who I should totally e-mail to have lunch
• Some guy I've never seen before
• A friend's current girlfriend who I only met once.

It's pretty fun to see who's viewed your profile...leave a comment with any interesting gossip or your own list of stalkers below.

Intelligent Design Redux

Behold....an amazing explanation of where we came from.

At least this one is plausible. I wonder if those who celebrate the FSM's creationary power are against people who support Atkins.

That reminds me, have you heard of the world's stupidest diet book. To this day, whenever I need a laugh, I just think about someone standing at the end of the McDonald's line, craning their neck to the glowing menu above, and wondering if Jesus would supersize.

Fun With Maps

Hurricanes are tragic...and somewhat erotic thanks to the National Weather Service.

<------------Watch out, it's headed your way!

Kudos to Crooks and Liars for catching this one.

The War at Home

The War On Porn ......you have got to be kidding me. As if our failed War on Drugs, Terror and Poverty weren't enough, the FBI has now commissioned a task force to go after purveyors of consensual adult porn. Is nothing sacred?

Isn't It Obvious

Living in San Francisco has changed my views immeasurably. One of the earliest changes consisted of pre-judging someones sexual orientation. Prior to SF, I assumed everyone was straight unless otherwise expressed. Now I assume everyone gay, bi or otherwise inclined. It's an interesting shift.

At last night's swing dance class we learned a move that was called a "throwout". It involves the leader moving aside just enough for the follower to sweep through in a line. Considering we were all beginners, the line tended to become distorted and the move fell into disarray. To maintain the shape of the dance you had to maintain the line...and so in a fit of frustration my partner looked at me and asked..., "am I straight..do i look straight?", to which I responded..."I don't know, you look straight, but I don't know if I've been doing it right...do I look straight?"

There was a silence as we pondered our straightness...both dance and otherwise. I still don't know about him.